I do not hate you. I’m usually not this big of a bitch. Trust. You just called me during dinner when I had my name on the do not call list, or I had to talk to you at the most inconvenient time of day … say, in between a lunch break when I have 30 minutes to scarf down cold pizza, sort out my bill shit, and get back to work. Or at 2 AM when I’m cracked out on caffeine still awake finishing some stuff (right, stuff), and I realize I booked a flight for yesterday Saturday instead of this weekend Saturday. You won’t hear me at my prettiest.
I know that this is just a job, and jobs have to pay the bills, and if you could be doing something you actually liked then you would, but you probably can’t, because even though Ben Bernanke seemingly flew in on a unicorn wielding the economic torch of Jesus*, it gon’ be awhile before things get better. If they get better. Because 2008 really fucked things up, for everyone (except you, 1%. Many of you a-holes caused this.) … hence why you’re probably in this position in the first place. Vicious cycles are vicious.
Anyway, it must be hard being the lice in America’s hair, with everyone itching to terminate you in the most aggressively hostile way possible. Just know to not take it personally. It’s not you, it’s me. Unless you’re that guy who hates everything. Then sometimes it is you.
Yours,
Ika
*Dig a little deeper …